A Guy’s Guide to Zombies
Don't believe the propaganda. The zombie threat is not to be taken lightly and they must be stopped at all costs. "A Guy's Guide to Zombies" by Counter Clockwise Productions tries to put a positive spin on zombiism by humanising them, but they are no longer human.
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How to Survive a Zombie Attack
How to Survive a Zombie Attack by Bad Idea Films is an instructional video on how to survive a small scale outbreak of the undead. It gives basic zombie survival information and works as a primer for those completely in the dark for what to do.
Poor guy who obviously got the role of "human" because he screams like a "girl". Fortunately for him, there was only one zombie that kept stalking him, but that could be due in large part to the fact that he's made out of spaghetti. And a basketball-playing, bike-riding, newspaper-reading zombie needs those carbs to keep his metabolism running at peak minimal levels.
Though in reality, zombies have no feelings one way or another regarding fire. Don't believe that staring a little fire is going to do anything but keep you toasty warm as the zombies eat your guts. And lighting zombies on fire, while eventually will boil the brain, in the short term will do nothing more than leave you with a bad case of the flaming dead trying to eat your head.
What To Do In A Zombie Attack
"What To Do In A Zombie Attack" by Lone Banana Productions is an instruction guide for the whole family. With useful survival rules for the nuclear family, this video is a must see on any movie night with the kids before the feature presentation.
Take a look at the zombie threat through the eyes of 1950s "educational" films. They understood the seriousness of the problem back then. It was a simpler time, and today's modern zombie requires more diligence, the threat needs to be taken more seriously than ever before. Won't someone think of the children?!
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Nick Frost & Simon Pegg from "Spaced
It gives some pretty solid zombie survival advice in a comical way only the British can provide. Once again Simon Pegg & Nick Frost show that they're the contemporary masters of zombiism. Below you'll find the video in three parts.
Rules of Zombieland
Below you will find videos for many of the rules for survival held by the characters from Zombieland. Most of the videos are of Woody Harrelson and Jesse Eisenberg in-character as Tallahassee and Columbus answering viewer questions. Read on to check them out, as there is good zombie survival advice in these videos. Consider these your new employee training videos.
The list includes the rules mentioned in the film with videos where available, as well as the promotional videos that expanded on the 10 of 32 rules actually mentioned in Zombieland with 4 videos for the first four rules and 5 videos introducing rules that were not mentioned in-film. They also bring the total count to 33 rules, with 15 of the rules every being named.
Red Vs. Blue – Zombie Plans
Not a particularly new video, but hilarious none-the-less. The "Zombie Plans" episode of Red vs Blue is brilliant, if for no other reason than I've actually been involved in extremely similar conversations. As with all good comedy there is also hidden truth; there is sage advice in this video for those creating their own Zombie Plans. Sit back, dim the lights, and enjoy some zombie themed media.
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